Better out than in

Dear Lilia,

Can you tell me the secret to how you eat so much and not look like you've eaten at all? Do you just have an amazing metabolism? Could you pass that to me somehow? I don't know how you possibly stick all that liquid you drink in your small little body. My parents told me I had a hollow leg when I was a teenager, but you must have a hollow body.

Another theory is that it just fills up your whole intestinal tract at once, because you always seem to need a diaper change not too long after you eat. Whatever the case may be, just know that I will always envy your digestive system.

Love,
Daddy